Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Which Came First?

The lion or the lamb? Your thoughts welcome.

As it turns out, Monaco, Eclipse and myself found ourselves engaged in this question yesterday while cozied up on the couch watching the one and a half star film "On the Line."

Two questions just popped into your head: 1) Don't you mean the chicken or the egg? and 2) Why in the world were you watching that lame movie staring Lance Bass (Pre-coming out) and Joey Fatone?

Let's address question one. No, I don't mean which came first, the chicken or the egg? This is clearly sorority related conversation and I'm referring to the Salient Lion and our mascot the Lamb. I bet a handful of you didn't even know that the lamb was our mascot. Anyway, Monaco brought it to our attention that all the other chapters make a huge deal about the lamb being our mascot and they don't understand the Delta obsession with the Salient Lion. Eclipse gave the best and most appropriate reply. She held her hand out like a scale and simply said, "Predator or Prey? Hmmmm, Predator." Agreement all around the room.

Now on to question two. Reason #1: The gay guy plays a straight guy and the hottest, straightest N*SYNCer (Timberlake) makes a guest appearance in the credits as the most flamboyant male you will ever see, complete with a pink ruffle front cowboy shirt. Reason #2: Would you believe there wasn't anything better on?

Well I'm off to make my Spring semester debut at ΑΓΩ bible study. It has been long overdue.
Italia 92D

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

SALIENT LION! Hands down!

Anonymous said...

one word:

RARRRRRRRRRR