If I Wore Mascara,

It would be running down my cheeks.

The Aztecs fell to New Mexico. I don't even want to talk about it. If you need details check out SDSU Athletics.

Sobbing on the inside.
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You Know Where Rebels Go?

To the deepest darkest pits of Satan's House!

I almost died of cardiac arrest today following a huge upset at the hands of UNLV. Aztecs go 4-2 in conference play now with today's game ending 72-69, Rebels. It didn't go without Amoroso dropping a bow to crack a fools jaw and some scrappy defense. Not to mention the copious amounts of trash talk that went on. Riots almost broke out in the stairwell between section N and P. But, Elite security was on the matter immediately, those red jacketed kind.

I find myself slowly becoming attracted to every player on the team....Venetian, let's ask Wade and Spain to banquet.
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Nooo!!

The Aztecs go 4-1 in conference play, today, with a loss to BYU by a measly three points. Flamingo, Venetian, Monaco and myself were watching the game at Alpha. We were screaming and hurling insults, not to mention shoes, pillows, chapsticks, and laptops at the television. I do believe we prevented a few free throws on BYU's part. Pats on the back to us. In exactly one month from now those M*rm*ns will enter our house and will be torn to shreds by both our basketball team and our student section. BYU, beware.

My world of sports has gone to the fiery abyss.
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While Exec is gone the Kiddies will play

Copious amounts of free food were consumed today.

30 minutes late and I was still one of the first ΑΔΧ girls to show up at Casper's birthday party. Such is typical ΑΔΧ style, always fashionably late. The munchies were so legit, with Little Caesars, Swedish Fish, Reese's Minis, complete with your very own red party cup. Partner Apples to Apples followed the college version of The Last Supper and it was insane. I partnered with Krio and we ended up with some very true to us green cards such as, dignified, spicy, and most importantly dreamy. Don't hate because you know the random family is incredibly dreamy. Taboosherades followed Apples to Apples with the arrival of several Phiphys and the inability to pay attention to green cards anymore. It was at that point, though, that I departed en route to Aztec Basketball.

Praise be to the God in heaven who blessed SDSU with the likes of Lorrenzo Wade, Kyle Spain and all those other gorgeous and talented phenoms! As I walked in about five minutes late into the game I cannot explain the joy that overwhelmed my eyes as I saw that the Aztecs were ahead by sixteen points. What made that joy even more amazing was that the Wyoming Cowboys had zero points. It was 16-0 people!! It more or less stayed that way for the rest of the game. I have never seen a team miss so many free throws (Cowboys) and swat the ball away like it was a volleyball spike (Aztecs). In the end the Aztecs obliterated the Cowboys, 70-43. Not to mention Lorrenzo (I like to pretend I'm on a first name basis with the guys) gifted us with another earth shattering slam dunk. YouTube that beast, it will change your life. With that win our tickets became, once again, a glorious midnight snack at Denny's. Namely a short stack of pancakes with tons of maple syrup. I've decided that I'm getting a ticket to every home game because even if I can't go and they win I still get free pancakes. As a poor, starving college student that is a deal I cannot pass up. Aztecs Bombaye! 4-0 in conference play. Keep those pancakes coming!

3 days until school starts and I decide to become an insomniac. Go figure.
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Slam Dunks and Shirtless Men

Aztecs 64 - Utes 56 (OT)

The first half of this game was going the disappointing route of the Northern Colorado game and I was about to be thoroughly depressed but the half time pep talk shall be one for the records. In the second half the Aztecs stormed the floor and power owned Utah. Thank God for student sections. We pretty much destroyed the morale of the Utes with loud, obnoxious jeers and snide heckling. The coach of Utah was a complete pansy and best quote of the night directed at him; "Hey Coach! Get off your knees, that's where your wife belongs!" Or some variation thereof. Lorrenzo Wade almost caused the entirety of the student section to faint with the sweetest slam dunk of our lives. At which point several guys tore off their shirts. Can't complain about that! Aztecs move to 3-0 in MWC play. Suck on that Utah.

Since our beloved Aztecs won we received free pancakes from Denny's. Fendi, Versace, myself, and Reed, Nasa, Sequel, and Metro (all ΑΓΩ) hit up the Alvarado location and stuffed our faces full of the best tasting short stack since your mom last made you pancakes. Seriously, I don't know what it is but everyone agrees, free food always tastes better.

The ΑΔΧ turnout to the game was really good. Eclipse, Casablanca, Monaco, Fendi, Versace, myself and Venetian after the half were all in attendance and we cheered our brains out. My throat is still tender from all the yelling. I was glad Venetian came because we were able to heckle the refs, players and coaches with the best of them. However, the most entertaining heckler was by far our very own ΑΓΩ blogger Sequel. One of my fav quotes, "Hey Coach! You look like Al Bundy!" As well as a mockery of his jumps which were quite possibly better executed than his athletes. That's some quality heckling Twin.

Thinking perhaps Venetian was good luck. Aztec vs. Wyoming, Sat. @ 8pm. I want some more free pancakes!
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Free Ticket, So What!

If I could I would have asked for a refund for my ticket to the sham of a basketball game played tonight [Wednesday night] by our beloved Aztecs. It was an embarrassment. They lost to Northern Colorado, do you even know who that is? I kid you not I was as tall, if not taller, than at least 2-3 guys on that team. I was pleased with the ΑΔΧ turnout. We out numbered ΑΓΩ guys 6-5. I feel as though that is a very rare occurrence and more than likely will not happen again for the rest of the season. That's fair.

Versace and I made our way over to ΑΓΩ where the Fox Soccer Channel had been left unchanged since uhh...the whole week? Shade (ΑΓΩ) ended up putting on Project Runway and a whole group of us watched the same episode twice in a row. It was the Prom Dress challenge and Sequel (ΑΓΩ blogger) picked both the winner and the loser. I was impressed. Then we vegged out and watched back-to-back episodes of That 70's Show until we were kicked out at 1:30am. It felt very at home with the parents but still good.

Sightings-
Miata working the sales floor at Sun Diego in Fashion Valley
Kix, Tropicana, Venetian, Versace, & Eclipse in the Student Section at Cox Arena cheering on our free-throw & rebound challenged Aztecs
Venda on her very first Sevy Run
Luganda and Bemba up to no good as usual, something involving power tools
Pebble Beach and Luxor joining a group of couch potatoes in front of the ΑΓΩ TV set

Blogger for National Rep!
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