A Haiku for ΑΓΩ Pledges

It's Big I, Hooah!
Been nice knowing you, have fun...
No Pain, no gain, right?

I feel sorry for the actives whose hands will be all bruised and busted up from beating the pledges so hard. I'll bring the bandages and the hot tea to soothe your throats after your vocal cords are literally obliterated.

See you when I see you, let me know when the traumatic experience is over so I can hang out at the ΑΓΩ house again.
Italia 92D