Summer is in full swing here at the ADX house. The new residents of this GLORIOUS place have really made summer fun. However, I can't seem to stop mourning the relocation of one of my favorite neighbors PhiKap. With their street brawls, ragers and the way their letters were always changing how could we not be sad seeing them go. I mean who is left to laser from the windows of Graceland, it is a sad thought. I will miss these guys a lot more then they will ever know. Bye PhiKap.

In other news, if you did not know already Jazz and I are the new residents of Graceland. With living in the house comes lots of crazy stories but one of the craziest has to be the story of the traveling pants. These pants made their first appearance in my life when they where just chilling on my side of the room one day. I saw them and noticed that they were clearly not mine so I tossed them over to Jazz's side of the room. Later she saw the pants and exclaimed "these aren't my filthy pants!" So I put them in the mail room thinking someone would claim them as their own. However the next day they were back in our room and we didn't put them there. So if you are missing a pair of pants come claim them and I think all the Alpha Betas should try them on because they might just be magical.

Lastly, if this applies to you, you will know. All i can say is that some people think that cottage cheese is so discusting that containers of it should only be used to hold paint. Yuck.

P.s. This is a shout-out to my roommate who is in Vacaville, why I am not quite sure but I have scientists trying to figure that out. Come back soon and bring some crazy back to ADX!!!

XOXO Disco

So not that I intend to talk about a pledge sister every time I post on this glorious blog but a certain Chula resident made a visit to ADX Wednesday night and she brought what I hope will be the newest ADChi obsession.

Also in move-in news there is a new resident to ADX. He is small, green, and chatty. Jimmy cricket has broken his new room the left fridge in the living room in, but some of my sisters have received him as a creature of God and others have not. One person not that I am going to name names (Dior) has taken a certain distaste to her neighbor.

Somebody really needs to talk to her about her anger issues. Jimmy just wanted some Christian fellowship and all he has recieved is hate crimes against him.